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British
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[x] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[ ] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] Its football…not soccer.
Total: 3

Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops thongs not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[x] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something
Total: 3

Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[x] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10"
[x] You know what an Italian horn is
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk with your hands.
[ ] You have watched all of the Godfather movies.
[ ] You know what a concigliare is
Total: 7

Spanish
[x] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[ ] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 2

Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 4

Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[ ] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Pattys Day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have red hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[x] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 2

Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at maths.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[x] You know at least some of an asian language.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
[x] You can tell Asian languages apart.
Total: 4

German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You Speak some German.
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You went to Pre-school.
[ ] You're over 5'2"
Total: 2

Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some french.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi or one of its revivals
Total: 1

American
[x] You don't know your neighbors by name.
[ ] You've had a cellphone since before you were 10
[x] You love fast food
[x] You have an American/Americanized name.
[ ] You had a burger this week.
[ ] You always spell things the American way
[x] You own/have owned Barbies/G.I. Joe's.
[ ] You've accidentally spoken in txtspk
[ ] You consider how you talk 'normal', it's everyone else who has an 'accent',
[ ] It's soccer… not football.
Total: 4

I'm Italian~
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